is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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