I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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