Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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