I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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