Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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