He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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