So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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