He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.