You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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