awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
These tits shall not be calmed