A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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