Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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