"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.