I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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