Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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