I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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