i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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