I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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