Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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