i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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