just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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