Well apparently he's into motor boating.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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