omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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