We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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