Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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