Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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