I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
