brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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