I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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