Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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