apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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