his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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