you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
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i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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