Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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