i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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