i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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