summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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