why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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