nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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