i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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