i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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