I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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