Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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