Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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