I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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