are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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