awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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