Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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