i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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