Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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