everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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