i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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