Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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