I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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