"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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